Quiet now, Gentle Reader, and I'll tell you the tale of the scariest Halloween ever. Consider yourself warned.
Like so many fallen horror film friends before them, this Pilot and his Stewardess went ahead and broke every rule out there. Everything from the Bad Idea In Order To Survive Playbook was put into action. Every mistake was made. Everyone knew danger was lurking, but no one listened. Instead, they drank, smoked, had unprotected sex Just This One Time, and drank and smoked some more. They basically called out to the unknown monsters awaiting them, "Here we are! Come and get us! We can't do anything to stop you!"
(Cue distant scream from an undisclosed location.) They looked around, wondering who was crying out. Seeing nothing, they went back to their wicked ways, unaware of the danger that was just on the horizon.
And then....9 months later....they finally realized where that scream was coming from. And there were no Emergency Exits in sight.
Be safe out there, kids. There is no turning back.