Case in point:
- Babies and zombies both communicate in a series of low grunts, groans, and moans.
- Both are completely and totally tireless in their pursuit of what sustains them.
- After a prolonged encounter with either one (especially in the middle of the night), one feels as if one's brain has been obliterated.
- The double tap is oh-so-necessary when both battling a zombie and trying to put a baby to bed.
- Neither care whether it is day or night. Remember, they never get tired!
- Even a brief interaction with a zombie or a baby can inspire deep fear into the hearts of many.
- Cardio. Endurance is key to your survival.
- In order to avoid waking either beast, BE QUIET.
- Zombies and babies cannot climb. Thankfully.
- And finally, whether battling in a post-apocalyptic zombie world or adjusting to life with an infant, the most important thing to remember is...enjoy the little things. They're all you've got left now.
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